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Sometimes I just feel really alone so I think about all the people I care about and wish I could hug. I’m not really sure if it makes me feel better or worse though.
oh my gosh ok guys I was babysitting earlier and the weirdest thing unfolded in the front street of my cousins house
Ok so first I notice this guy all fancied up in a Tux even, like a nice one and hes just wandering around the streets with a pineapple in both his hands.
and i just think what on earth is this even AND WE ARE IN THE GHETTO EVEN
GUESS WHICH THING DOSENT BELONG HERE im kidding he was just really really out of place like what is this even????
So this tuxedo man sorta slinks over to a trashcan that is very much not his and just puts the perfectly good pineapples in the can and then sorta runs away LIKE NOPE WASN’T ME NOPE NOPE
meanwhile im confused out of my mind like excuse me what on earth is going on here.
THEN IT GETS BETTER
This guy who I think was Tuxedo Man’s friend who is wearing a fancy white shirt and a black tie and fancy pants sorta walks over to the trashcan, and hes smiling all awkwardly like
wtf man theres no way to look normal looking in a garbage can dressed like this
AND SO FANCY PANTS MAN JUST SORTA HOVERS AWKWARDLY AROUND THE CAN AND THEN JUST KINDA….
WALKS DOWN THE STREET AWAY FROM TUXEDO MAN AND NEVER COMES BACK
WHAT EVEN CAUSED THIS EPIC TURN OF EVENTS DJKFHKJHDKJDFGHFD
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